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   Are you just a big ASSHOLE?

Guys, we know you like to measure yourselves. Now you can take the ASSHOLE TEST!

If you're sick of being called an asshole when you know it's not true, then you've probably come to the right place. The Asshole test is truly accurate, unlike your incompetent worthless friends.

Lets Begin:

  1. Do car crashes excite you?
        yes   no    

  2. Does your boss hate you?
        yes   no    

  3. Do old people bother you?
        yes   no    

  4. Ever kill a mammal?
        yes   no    

  5. Do you dream of setting bums on fire?
        yes   no    

  6. Were you beat as a child?
        yes   no    

  7. Are you capable of punching someone in the face?
        yes   no    

  8. Have you ever spit on someone?
        yes   no    

  9. Do you own a gun?
        yes   no    

  10. Do you like child porn?
        yes   no    

  11. Would you leave a bug crawling on a stranger's back?
        yes   no    

  12. Do you forward disgusting pictures from the internet to your friends?
        yes   no    

  13. Have you seen a "Faces of Death" video?
        yes   no    

  14. Do believe lying is okay, if sex will result from it
        yes   no    

  15. Have you ever gambled, lost, and then not paid up?
        yes   no    

  16. Do you ever steal things you can't afford?
        yes   no    

  17. Is your happiness more important than your loved ones'?
        yes   no    

  18. Have you told a girl (or guy) you loved her (or him) when you didn't mean it?
        yes   no    

  19. Have you ever doodled a Swastika?
        yes   no    

  20. Do you think this site sucks?
        yes   no    

Other Fun Tests:
• The Asshole Test
• Insane Laughter
• Gullibility Test
• The Erie Test
• The New TESTament

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