To be perfectly candid, we like money. In America, our staff can trade money for items such as alcohol, food, tobacco, and firearms. We can even use it to get more slaves...er, staff. Money is like the currency of living. Our goal here is to use you (the middleman) as a tool for the acquisition of even more money. Giving us money is 100% guaranteed to work out for at least one of us.

Way to be selfish! No, really. When you place a custom ad on RandomZen.Net, it's like saying, "hey thousands of dumb users, look at me!" We respect that type of egotistical bullshit.

And guess what? Our visitors are often prone to parting with their money. Dazzle them with pictures of words, skin, drawings, or any combination thereof and watch those CPM stats! Our CTR's are abnormally high because we deal with the lowest form of humanoids (which turn out to be quite susceptible to suggestion).

RandomZen.Net's staff can custom design creative using the latest in graphic software (thank's to peer to peer sharing software!) and use inspiring Javascript and PHP codes (since our site is written in PHP) to achieve unique attention-getters.

Use the "Bother us" form and send us your ideas for strategic partnering and co-branding.

We look forward to hearing from you. Or something.