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  • a basic understanding of the English Language (written and spoken)
  • the ability to type in lowercase letters when required
  • a functioning spellchecker
  • something interesting to say
...you may qualify to have your written knowledge, data, facts, news, advice, tips, intelligence, wisdom, or lore promulgated via the sacred pages of RandomZen.Net.


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September 11, 2002
A Modern Odyssey
The Bagel
War on Children
Madam Cuntessa's Life Lessons
Grammar; the first casualty of war
SAMMY- The Jamaican Dead Dog
Groucho Marx to Warner Bros.
Bush Wages War on Homonyms
Dissecting Sexuality
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